$WINDOW

• Elon liked our tweet once. That means destiny.
• Chart looks like a window. Coincidence? No.
• Runs on pure copium and RAM leaks.
• Audited by a guy named “Kevin” on Discord.
• 90% community, 10% chaos — 100% real.

• Phase 1 — Launch & panic buy.
• Phase 2 — More memes than marketing.
• Phase 3 — Partnership with our own imaginations.
• Phase 4 — “Tech upgrade” aka we change font.
• Phase 5 — We forget why we started but keep vibing.

• CEO – Window Man: Never closes tabs.
• CTO – ChatGPT v69: Still hallucinating.
• Marketing – Random TikTok Kid: Actually 12 years old.
• Security – Our Cat: Sleeps on the keyboard.

$WINDOW is not just a coin — it’s an open tab in your mind. We don’t close apps, we multiply them. Every click is a new timeline. The future is transparent glass and neon regret.